Weird Tumblr Themes

the-cats-hatter:

theserraangel:

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

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HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.

HAKUNA MY TATAS

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

Let your curiosity roam free, children.

1:  Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2:  Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3:  If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4:  Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5:  If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6:  Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7:  What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8:  What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9:  Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10:  If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11:  What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12:  What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13:  What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14:  What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15:  If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16:  Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17:  Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18:  Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19:  How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20:  What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21:  Who do you ship?
22:  What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23:  How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24:  What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25:  Which member from which band would you most want to lather in Nutella?

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so badimage

what’s that weird feeling….

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where the fuck did this come fromimage

are those leggings

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WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

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OH GODimage

u kno my name not my story<3image

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes